Florida Tailgate Essentials

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  1. Rex_B

    Rex_B Geaux Time

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    I thought I would share a few essentials that I am bring down to the Florida game.. :)


    1. You certainly can't be around Gators and not EAT them up like a TIGER would do!



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    2. You certainly can't be around a gator and not either A. take a bat to it or B. drag it by a noose around.



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    :lsup: LSU! :lsup: LSU! :lsup: LSU!
     
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  2. Carface

    Carface What the...?

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    Don't forget your mullet, jorts, and Florida tanktop.

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  3. Rex_B

    Rex_B Geaux Time

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    I knew I forgot something!
     
  4. bhelmLSU

    bhelmLSU Founding Member Staff Member

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    lsu_mackey Agent Purple

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    did somebody really photoshop paw prints underneath Tebow's eyes or did he actually wear those to the game?
     
  6. fanatic

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    FU fanbase pre-game ritual:

    1. Wake up in morning and kiss same sex partner
    2. Go to bathroom, brush tooth, and comb mullet
    3. Take off 'Glenn Dorsey' pajamas and don same jorts worn all week (without washing)
    4. Snort daily quota of meth
    5. Kiss life size posters of CUM and T-bag before leaving house (for luck)
    6. Perform gay-as$$ 'gator chomp' at opposing fan base without realizing they're laughing AT you
    6. Enter stadium with arrogant 'tude and false sense of entitlement
    7. If FU doesn't win by 50, visit fireurbanmeyer.com
     
  7. lsu_mackey

    lsu_mackey Agent Purple

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    Fixt
     
  8. fanatic

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    I fixed mine too.
     

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