Finebaum to possibly have Sitcom About Himself?

I was saying to myself just last year, we need more poetry up in here.

 

Lol

 

Is that dude's real name? Man, I bet his high school days were hell.

 

Doesn't count if you read it. You, uh I mean Ramah, has to make it up on the fly while on the phone.

 

My next Finebaum show call in will be after
the LSU Spring Game looking for & projecting stats for:

OFFENSE:
1) deep threat ability with stronger armed QB/ability to hit deep routes more often

2) Continuity of First Down Aerial Attack toward a 2/3 or 67% probability (2019 was 243/394 =62%) ... almost there!

3) Improved OL play in Reload Year:
A) from 4 previous road graders/leaders
B) Strong focus to a solid Center position
C) Improve 1st down poise (cut penalties from 24 (6% of plays) to 12 or less (1 per game)

4) Better catching from RB trio & WRs
A) Fewer Drops
B) Increased YAC

5) Similar Offensive Production Per Game Stats for Passing (400) & Rushing (250) or enough to give a good estimated ratio ... 90%, etc

DEFENSE:
6) Pelini 4-2-5 and associated pass pressure schemes using personnel on hand with LB issues/limits (expecting transfers soon)

7) DB & Safety play from our newcomers and returning injured

8) Lastly, Oeaux’s last FOUR SCHOLLYS

I’m anxious to see a second and/or third LSU QB come to the level of a Myles Brennan last Spring.

Folks won’t believe me, but had Joe gone down in the season, Myles could have taken us all the way. They were THAT CLOSE last Spring and Summer as Brennan has had to watch three years now!

This thoroughbred is ready