Dat Ass is running, Murican Cookies, Sydney's Voluptuous Buttocks, Crawfish Crawfish, Jeffrey Dahmer, Obi Wan Jedi Kenobi, on and on...
I see that Jeffrey Dahmer is running, dead guys finish last. Jesus Dog Lord Ickes probably won't do much better. But the force may be with Obi Wan Jedi Kenobi. Mynigga N. Mynigga may do well in some neighborhoods, but probably not Cranky Pants or DIs Pussy. Buddy the Elf will probably do better than What Are Thoooose. Satin Lord of Underworld H. Majesty Prince of Darkness is running as a republican, so he might win. Or perhaps Brink Sanity. I suppose Bailey D. Dog might get my vote.
I see Joe Biden's name on the list. Very Odd Dog, Lucille Hamster, Dank Ass Kaptain Kush, James "Titus the Great" Law, Myy Nigga N Myy Nigga, Brink Sanity, Mr. Slim Shack Shady, Mr. Not Sure, What R Those, Sir Cookie Zealot.
I'm sure it's a different Joe Biden. There are a couple of other Joe Biden's too. BIDEN, JOSEPH ROBINETTEE BIDEN, JR., JOSEPH R.