Yeah ... Next get you a Champ-een Lunch !!! Triple decker Samich and Heart Stopper using 2 week-old greasy cold cuts, or better hog head cheese, with a ton of processed pasteurized cheese food product (about 6 slices) cemented together with about 6 tablespoons of Piggly Wiggly mayo on the whitest bread on the planet (you know the kind that stays fresh 2 months) If you survive that ... It’ll be snack time A Champ-een Snack !!! Smores or moon pies smothered with Condensed Milk and caramel sauce with a Quart of Borden Swiss Chocolate Milk gulped until your heart starts it’s palpitations And you’ll make it ... But Supper is where you die for sure A Champ-een Last Suppa !!! Course 1: Pint of egg nog served in a Champagne glass Course 2: Fresh Fried Potatoes drizzled with John Kerry 57 Sauce with a 2-liter Diet Cherry Coke Course 3: A giant plate of fresh fried pickles smothered in a pint of Shitten Valley Ranch Dressing Course 4: Animal Mutha’s fried boneless chicken wings (extra breading) in a pint of Bleu Chesse sauce Course 5: Greasy full rack of Bubba’s Baby Back Ribs (extra fat) with Stubbs Spicy BBQ sauce Course 6: Given to you on the way to the hospital intravenously after your heart stops Course 7: Desserts (3) Smorgasbord photos shown you as the priest administers last rites Call it the Croakers Day Regimen ... Pass it along to all those who don’t give a crap like u
That is magical ... Is it the transportation the Whistleblower uses in the Land of Fruits and Nuts (you know you’re State California). Dying soon and dying where they’ll Tax the living phukkk outta you ... Truly you’re in Hell Latest Croaker Odds ... Cajun lost in CA ... 8/5 ... Scratch that 7/5 Bengal B ... 9/5 Sarcastic ass replying to this post ... 2:1
The “Hister” and Nazi Gimp Post !!! Nothing more embarrassing than a CA Gimp doing Neo-Nazi stupid human tricks. Get a gun and empty your melon of waste products ... .44 cal should do the job 10 mins for a Hister gimp makeover ... A lifetime of Good Nazi Reputation!!! Bravo! Encore !!!
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