Ex Kentucy QB Lorenzon

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  1. islstl

    islstl Playoff committee is a group of great football men Staff Member

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    Dude is an absolute tub.

    He's the backup for Manning at NY, saw him warming up on the sideline after Manning took a huge hit.

    Embarrassing for a QB to weight nearly 300 lbs like that (no exaggeration).
     
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  2. martin

    martin Banned Forever

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    i saw that. aikman: "that is not an offensive lineman".

    i like fat athletes. they have a "regular guy" vibe that i find funny. and i dunno does it hurt a qb to be fat? all they have to do is a step around the pocket a little and toss a ball around. he couldnt be less mbile than bledsoe.

    rohan davey is a bit of fatass and i love the way he plays.
     
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  3. bayareatiger

    bayareatiger If it's too loud YOU'RE TOO OLD

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    Great use of the word "fatass". :thumb:
     
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  4. NoLimitMD

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    Sounds like Battleship Lorenzen has lost some weight. A couple of years ago, he reported to camp at between 350 and 370 pounds.
     
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  5. islstl

    islstl Playoff committee is a group of great football men Staff Member

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    I apologize for under-reporting his weight.
     
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  6. goldengirlfan

    goldengirlfan simple man

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    And he could still hide behind Charlie Weis.:hihi:
     
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  7. islstl

    islstl Playoff committee is a group of great football men Staff Member

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    Yep, I ran the numbers, and Weiss has a wingspan of lard that is exactly 4.7 inches more in circumference than Lorenzon.
     
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  8. DownOnTheBayou

    DownOnTheBayou Say My Name!

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    I bet in practice when Lorenzon's in there and they run a shotgun formation, he lines up as far back as the punter does. With all that lard, he can't move that well. Better hope Eli don't go down.
     
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  9. islstl

    islstl Playoff committee is a group of great football men Staff Member

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    I think we should come up with an all lard team:

    Lorenzen, Janikowski, Dayne (the old version), Sapp, Bettis (if he hadn't retired), etc.

    You get the picture (well they wouldn't all fit in the picture).

    I love the name "Battleship Lorenzen" by NoLimit.
     
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  10. DownOnTheBayou

    DownOnTheBayou Say My Name!

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    Madden could be the coach.
     
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