Nice pic of your daughter. Your wife must have been banging the mailman.

Oh taint

Better part of him ran down his mom's leg and left a brown stain on the sheet-- from me and a few friends making jokes at a bar several years ago.

bouncy, bouncy, bounce

Terry has shown you more respect than anyone here yet you are too stupid to realize it. I like tit tays more than the next guy. If you were one of the cool kids you would be in the group text where they flow like the Nile. Here is not the place and I'm asking you to knock it off.

You are really terrible at reading and @TerryP was exactly right about you making stuff up.

There are zero people here that like you, in fact every last one of them wishes you would stay in your hole under the stairs. They are close to getting their wish.

See, all of that is made up. Every bit of it. Case closed

You don't count. You aren't far from him actually. Now pipe down and let me do my job.