Drinking Game-Saints Superbowl Edition

8 and 9 are the only reason I posted this.

The New Orleans Saints Superbowl Drinking Game

1. Every time they mention hurricane Katrina, drink 1
2. If they show pictures of the City of New Orleans right after Katrina, drink 1
3. Every time they say how much the Saints mean to the City of New Orleans , drink 1
4. Every time the words "tragedy", "flood", or "devastation" are used, drink 1
5. Every time they talk about how good Reggie Bush was in college, drink 3
6. If they show Kim Kardashian in the stands, drink 5
7. Every time they show a picture of Reggie Bush with a bat or say "bringing the wood" drink for 5 seconds.
8. Every time Reggie Bush gets negative yardage trying to run around in the backfield a bunch and outrun the defense, drink 1 and turn to the person next to you and say "I told you Vince Young should have won the Heisman"
9. Every time Reggie Bush gets up and flexes his arms in that pose he likes to do, drink 1
10. If they mention Tim Tebow for any reason, funnel a beer

11. Every time they say that "it's destiny for the Saints to win" drink 1
12. If they show footage of Katrina survivors at the Superdome, take a shot of cheap liquor
13. If they call Saints fans the most passionate fans in football, drink 1
14. If they say that the Saints, Saints fans, or the City of New Orleans "deserve" a Superbowl victory, drink 1
15. Every time they say how good of a story the Saints are, drink 1
16. If Jeremy Shockey pretends to be hurt after dropping a pass, drink 2
17. If they mention the Saints beating the Falcons in 2006 in the first game after Katrina in the Superdome, drink 5 and remember that we are still a better football team with better fans.
18. Every time they compare hurricane Katrina to the Haiti earthquake, funnel a beer and yell "bulls*@t!"
19. Every time they mention Drew Brees as the Mardi Gras king,
drink 1

20. Every time they show Archie Manning, drink 1, and mention how bad he was. If they show old footage of him on the Saints, drink 5. If they mention how tough of a decision it was for him as for whom to cheer for, drink 10.
21. Every time they show a saints fan yelling "Who dat!" Or a sign/shirt saying the same, drink 1.
22. If they show Chris Paul at the game, drink 1 and mention to someone how much better he is than Marvin Williams.
23. If they show former Mayor Ray Nagin, drink 5 and then punch someone in the face


Other Rules not involving the Saints:
1. Every time they show Eli Manning in the press box, drink 1
2. Every time Pierre Garcon is mentioned with Haiti , drink 1
3. If Brett Favre is mentioned for any reason, drink 1

 

:hihi:

and if you are driving, don't watch the Super Bowl!

 

nice, 8 and 9 are perfect.

 

ive received this game by email around six or seven times. however, the player chris paul is better than has been different every single time. how does that happen?

originally there was an attempt to make him better than deron williams. but it was spelled devin williams. now we have made it all the way to marvin. congrats chris, youre better than marvin williams. :yelwink2:

 

yeah i saw it too. it was the only one that really seemed out of place.

now it makes sense.

it should say chris paul on one leg breaks more tackles than keiland williams.

 

I'm told that said drinking game got a lot of traction on Atlanta Falcon message boards (hence 17) - Marvin Williams would just be a little side bitterness with the Hawks.

 

if anyone that plays that game to the letter is still standing at halftime, funnel a 5th of jack daniels.

 

number 10 made me laugh...so random

 

If I were to adhere to the rules, I'd go broke. And probably die. But, rules is rules I guess.

 

Every time we have one of those drinks we should use one of these. Why have to get up off the couch?
YouTube - David Letterman - Beer Shooter