Democrat Teletubby Tuesday (MIchigan, Mississippi)

Izzy Election Central is now projecting that Bernie Sanders has won the state of Michigan.

Fuck you Wolf Blitzer.

 

I'm just some schmuck sitting on my sofa watching this stuff and I've already figured out Hillary has no chance mathematically of winning in Michigan. Why won't CNN call it?

 

51.0
47.1

86 percent reporting

I'll do the goddamn math for you, CNN.

840,000 votes so far, roughly 140,000 votes left. Sanders is up by 33,900 votes. She would have to win 87,000 to only 53,000 of the remaining votes. That's a whopping 62 percent margin to only 38. You seriously think that's out there? Brainless fucks.

Not only is Bernie going to win, he is going to win by at least 3 points, if not 4 or 4 1/2. This is not a barn burner.

 

135,000 votes left
34,600 vote lead for Sanders
Clinton has to win 63 % of the remaining vote. She's only winning the Detroit area (her strongest foothold) with 57 %, just to give you an idea.

 

Clinton came running into Michigan to cry for all the people over the Flint crisis, and they fucking rejected her fake ass.

That's hilarious hijinx.

 

80,000 votes left
25,000 vote lead for Sanders
Clinton would have to win 65 % of the remaining vote. Anybody notice this particular number is going in the wrong direction for Clinton?

 

Donald Trump will end up with more votes in a 4 person race than Sanders will get in only a 2 man race. Just saying. Swing state.

 

After tonight, Hillary will have won 11 states, Sanders 9, and a tie in Iowa. Damn stolen election in Massachusetts (see Bill Clinton controversy) away from a 10 all tie in states.

Embarrassing campaign run by Hillary. It really is pathetic.

 

I love how CNN always shows the delegate count with Hillary padding her lead to something quite insurmountable by adding in the superdelegate count. They should only show what has been won based on the voters.