If Auburn wants to win football games they'd get Bobby tomorrow. Don't giva a f what whores he's f'in, get Petrino NOW!
All this talk of Petrino, whores and Alabama got me thinking of this little gem (so I'll share it with y'all): The National Poetry Contest had come down to two, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Alabama. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was "Timbuktu." First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said: Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a lonely caravan; Men on camels, two by two, Destination Timbuktu. The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited: Me and Tim a huntin' we went. Met three whores in a pop up tent. They was three, and we was two, So I bucked one, and Timbuktu. The redneck won hands down!
