Trust me when I tell you this - there's not much difference in Texas boosters and Bama boosters. IF the Bama coach did go to Texas (which he won't), he would have all of them in line before the first practice, just like he did at Bama.
Recent Dallas head coaches have struggled with clock management. Cowboy fans would go off the deep end if they hired another "in-game challenged" coach.
Andy Reid as hc, les as oline coach and Garrett as qb coach. They would need 12 timeouts a game minimum
More likely he'll have a heart attack on the sideline than retire, but you're right, he's Alabama for life.
I think Saban is only happy when being miserable. He will die of a heart attack fishing with his son.
John l smith is the next stage of les' Alzheimer's. I sure hope we don't have to put him down before his contract expires. Because that stage of crazy is unbearable. Alleva would have to take him out back and shoot him Old yeller style.