The whole corndog business is just too silly to get annoyed about. It is so childish that it makes us embarrassed for them. Barners come around campus and giggle at each other and yell "corndog, corndog". It is about the lamest taunt in the world (OK, "Hoddy Toddy" may be worse), but it is apparently the best they can come up with. Some kind of weiner fixation, I imagine. It could be worse--they call Alabama the Crimson Turd.
On the contrary I've seen quite a few carnies whos eyes were waaaaaaaaaay too far apart. I just call them all "catfish" and they answer so it must be okay?
Neither can hold "Hulabaloo's" jock when it comes to lameness. Seriously, I may remove the esophagus of the next greenie that so much as mumbles that chit in front of me again. am I that predictable?
I fixed it for you. I have mixed feelings about the whole "corndog" thing. On one hand, it's pretty funny because it makes the person using it look stupid, like the dork in school who tried to fit in with a group by repeating a line he heard someone use, thinking no one would know he wasn't in on the joke. On the other hand, it's annoying a hell like when people incorrectly use there, their and they're. You should be smart enough to know better, but still you don't. AU fans might as well call LSU fans the "Criminoles" or "Tiders". It'd make just as much sense. Besides, everyone knows that LSU fans smell like Crown and jambalaya...
