Cornbread

Jiffy corn bread with added butter and buttermilk with a little sugar in a bowl of milk does it for me

 

We ate some Mexican one last night. Tasted the shit but I choked it down to avoid hurting the baby momas feelings.

 

What recipe did you use? Typically egg keeps things from being too crumbly and can act as a binder.

 

Oh hell I don't remember, probably whatever was on the jiffy Box plus some sugar

 

Ah, well I found your problem. You made corncake and thought it was cornbread. I didn't know you were a Yankee.

 

He was just liquored up and hungry.

 

I might make cornbread once a year, think I made beef stew that night.

 

That's okay, cuz. It's not your cooking she married you for.

 

The hell it aint

 

Oh okay. I thought it was because you were a sex machine.