CFN Cavalcade of Whimsy

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  1. AndrewAce24

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    Apparently they get it and have a sense of humor. Here are the excerpts referring to Miles and/or OKSt:

    Oh, sure, next we’re supposed to buy that they probably went to a “house party” where they drank a “beer” out of a “plastic cup” ... Wait a minute, so, Sports Illustrated, you really expect us to believe that some 17-to-19-year-old, prime-of-life young men in peak athletic and physical condition hung around with 18-to-22-year-old attractive college women and allegedly ended up having … sex? On a college campus? And they weren’t even married?! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

    Coming next week, Part 1 of the CFN exclusive and extensive, ten-month investigation of the Oklahoma State football program ... will reveal that several Cowboy players, under then-head coach Les Miles, dabbled in pizza, occasionally ordering some with more than one topping, after 1 a.m

    Coming next week, Part 2 of the CFN exclusive and extensive, ten-month investigation of the Oklahoma State football program ... will reveal that several Cowboy players, under then-head coach Les Miles, occasionally played video games, sometimes in the middle of the afternoon.

    Coming next week, Part 3 of the CFN exclusive and extensive, ten-month investigation of the Oklahoma State football program ... will reveal that several Cowboy players, under current head coach Mike Gundy, passed around magazines that contained pictures of Kate Upton, as well as a variety of other models, in swimsuits. Sources will reveal that this occasionally happened in the locker room before games.

    Coming next week, Part 4 of the CFN exclusive and extensive, ten-month investigation of the Oklahoma State football program ... will reveal that several Cowboy players, under current head coach Mike Gundy, on more than one occasion, slept in past noon during off-season weekends, while several others were reportedly seen eating Taco Bell while relaxing on couches watching television “marathons” despite the presence outside of sunshine and 75-degree weather.

    Coming next week, Part 5 of the CFN exclusive and extensive, ten-month investigation of the Oklahoma State football program ... will reveal that several Cowboy players, under former head coach Les Miles, reportedly didn’t have any semblance of a retirement plan in place, while others were found to have never applied for life insurance, had never had their prostate checked, and regularly failed to consume at least 30 grams of fiber per day. Meanwhile, it will also be uncovered that dozens of Cowboy recruits had no idea whether or not the time was right to refinance a mortgage.
     

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