"I swear to God, I was not calling you a phucking moron for missing that offensive pass interference call"
"IS THIS WHAT I HAVE TO DO TO GET A CALL? BLOW YOU!?, YOU WANT ME TO BLOW YOU TO GET A CALL, YOU SUCK!!!"
he is singing to him serinading the Refs with " your heart is colder than my miller in the fridge" (country song I just invented ) or it could be he is singing "three blind mice" to him.
"I'm running out of excuses! What more coach speak do I have left?!" or "That white WR just burned my CB. You KNOW that ain't gonna just happen without pulling a jersey or something!"