He committed an error to go with the 5 from the team.

He sure did, probably cost us a few runs at a minimum

what’s he going to do? give whole team blowjobs?

Well no

You don't understand the gravity of such a decision. We could go on a 2019 football team like run or we could fold like a cheap lawn chair, just depends on where his mojo is for the day

back in the day he was know for sticking his mojo in goats.
not sure what his current fetish is though.

I'm not sure that its changed much

there was this one time he eased up behind the old, fat hound sleeping on the porch….

That didn't end well for him

you don’t think he already had that hound trained for that?

Man this thread took a serious derail...