Brian's Cushing 'unique' medical condition

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  1. Weisguy

    Weisguy Veteran Member

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    After Brian Cushing tested positive for hCG, a fertility drug, he's appealing his 4 game suspension on the basis that he has a 'unique' medical condition stemming from something that he called Over-trained Athletic Syndrome.

    But, assuming Cushing didn't take steroids as he loudly insists, maybe his real 'unique' medical condition is that he's a hermaphrodite where he's got both male and female parts, kinda like Lady Gaga. Then, that would explain everything.

    That would explain the elevated levels of hCG in a man, when you should have only see those levels in a pregnant woman. In pregnancy tests, they look at the hCG to determine whether or not a woman is pregnant.

    And, it would explain why he has bigger breasteses than a lot of women.
     
  2. watson1880

    watson1880 Founding Member

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  3. Krypto

    Krypto Huh?

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    bull****. he got busted cheating.
     
  4. BAY0U BENGAL

    BAY0U BENGAL I'm a Chinese Bandit

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    you gotta stick to your lie
     
  5. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    maybe he and manny ramirez are being paid to breast feed brangelinas tribe.
     

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