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Brent Musberger drinking game!

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QBLuke Hickey Da God

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Got this from another forum, looks pretty solid. Now we just need one for good ole Verne and Gary on CBS.

WARNING!

Play at your own risk. It is conceivable your whole party will be passed out with 8 mins remaining in the 1st quarter.

*Note: Partner is spelled "Pardner," because that's the way Brent says it.

Rule #1: "The Pardner" A person is picked to be the Pardner at the beginning of the game. The first time Brent says "Pardner," the Pardner has to take 1 drink, and then picks someone else to be the Pardner. The next time Brent says it, the new Pardner has to take 2 drinks, and then pick a new Pardner, and so on and so on. The Pardner must wear a special "Pardner" hat.

Rule #2: "Folks" Everyone drinks 1 when Brent says "Folks." However, if Brent says "Hold on Folks", everyone must drink once but the first person to drink has to finish their drink for not holding on.

Rule #3: "It's a foot race!". Whenever Brent says "It's a foot race" everyone has to finish their drink. The first one done becomes "That Man" and gets to punch the Pardner in the arm.

Rule #4: "There's that man again". After someone becomes "That Man," they get to give away 3 drinks to someone of their choosing the next time Brent says "That Man." That person then becomes "That Man." If Brent says "That Man" before "It's a footrace," The Pardner becomes That Man. If The Pardner becomes That Man first, he gets to punch the new That Man in the arm twice after giving away the 3 drinks. There must also be a special hat for "That Man."

Rule #5: "Dr. Pepper". Every time Brent says "Dr. Pepper" everyone has to yell out "I'M A PEPPER!" and take 2 drinks. Afterwards, each person must give out a satisfied "AAAAAAAHHHHH!", as if in a Dr. Pepper commercial. Anyone who fails to do so must drink again.

Rule #6: "Jack Arute". Whenever Brent says "Our ol' buddy Jack Arute" everyone has to say "AROOOOOOT!" Last one to do it has to do a shot. If everyone does it simultaneously, the Pardner must do a shot.

Rule #7: "In the college game". Whenever Brent says this little gem, everyone must say "Shut the **** up Brent", drink 2, and punch the Pardner in the arm.

Rule #8: Mentioning a Big 10 school during a Big 12 game. Whenever Brent does this, the first person who names the Big 10 school's mascot gets to make somebody drink for 11 seconds, since there's 11 schools in the Big 10.

Rule #9: Calling a touchdown before the player actually scores. For example, during an interception return, Brent says "It's a touchdown!" before the player actually scores. In this case, everyone must start drinking and continue to drink until the player actually does score. If by some odd event, the player does NOT score, everyone must finish their drink.

Rule #10: "Gary, my man". Whenever Brent says "Gary, my man", the Pardner gets to choose someone to be Gary. From that point on, that person must be referred to as "Gary, my man" until the game is over. "Gary, my man" gets to give away 5 drinks the rest of the game any time Brent says "Gary, my man". If someone talks to "Gary, my man" without calling him that, they have to do a shot. If there is someone playing the game actually named Gary, that person is automatically "Gary, my man".

Rule #11: "The Major". If Brent has a pet nickname for one of the players during the game, for example calling Major Applewhite "The Major", everyone must drink 5 anytime Brent uses this nickname. However, "Gary, my man" does not drink but gets to give away 5 drinks since this person already has a nickname of their own.

Rule #12: "John Saunders". The first time Brent quips with John Saunders, everyone must drink 1. The next time, everyone must drink 2, and so on and so on.

Rule #13: In the booth. Whenever there's a camera shot of Brent in the booth, the Pardner must make a toast to Brent. After the toast, everyone must drink 1.

Rule #14: "My Friend" Every Pardner gets to choose a "Friend." The friend must always get up to get the Pardner another drink (since the Pardner will be doing quite a bit of that). However, when Brent utters "My Friend" the friend gets to punch the Pardner in the arm for making him get up so much.
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QBLuke, Aug 13, 2009

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bayareatiger If it's too loud YOU'RE TOO OLD

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WAAAAAAAYYYYYY too many rules for a drinking game.

bayareatiger, Aug 13, 2009

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bayareatiger said: ↑

WAAAAAAAYYYYYY too many rules for a drinking game.
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Agreed. I think it's more for jokes than to actually play. Just a good way to make fun of Brent Musberger is all.

QBLuke, Aug 13, 2009

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QBLuke said: ↑

Now we just need one for good ole Verne and Gary on CBS.
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How about some jumping off points? Drinking rules to be filled out later:

1. Every time Verne does that stupid laugh that makes him sound like the Cowardly Lion from the Wizard of Oz (1 shot).

2. Every time Danielson mentions the sheer awesomeness that is Tebow with an anecdote that has nothing to do with the game, preferably about his mission work, during a 1) Florida game, (1 shot), 2) any non-Florida game (2 shots)

3. Every time Verne name-drops some other past or present NCAA announcer's catch phrase (1 shot)

4. Every time Danielson continuously screws up a player's name (e.g., Ch-EEE-vis Jackson)--(1 shot) Note: Guaranteed this year if he has to say Rahim Alem or T-Bob Hebert properly.

lsudolemite, Aug 13, 2009

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Got this from another forum, looks pretty solid.
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tf is so 3008; that forum is so 2000 and late

http://www.tigerforums.com/tigers-den/18762-who-your-top-4-tv-college-football-broadcasters.html

tirk, Aug 13, 2009

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QBLuke said: ↑

Agreed. I think it's more for jokes than to actually play. Just a good way to make fun of Brent Musberger is all.
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See, if you could somehow combine "pardner" with "that man" and maybe, just maybe some of the jack arute stuff it would be okay. Otherwise there is no way I could keep up with it all.

shane0911, Aug 13, 2009

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Wow... the first rule needs to be that someone (preferably someone who doesn't drink nor really care much about the game) be designated to be in charge of the rules, and the enforcement of said rules.

BrettStah, Aug 13, 2009

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I'll play that game only if Alex Trebek is the host and referee.

Bengal B, Aug 14, 2009

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BrettStah said: ↑

Wow... the first rule needs to be that someone (preferably someone who doesn't drink nor really care much about the game) be designated to be in charge of the rules, and the enforcement of said rules.
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hell, i dont drink, and i wouldnt be able to keep the rules straight. id just be telling everyone to drink all the time. :grin:

OkieTigerTK, Aug 14, 2009

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its supposed to be a funny read, tards.

tirk, Aug 14, 2009

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