I feel like bears would be a slower death. Tigers would tear him apart in seconds where I imagine bears would kind of paw at him for a little while. Tigers would be more poetic though.
Agreed about Ritter. That owl-looking SOB can suck it. Shaw is actually my favorite SEC ref, although that isn't saying much. Puts him maybe one notch above the current leader of the Taliban.
LMAO Penn Wagers has heard more cuss words than Chris Rock's mom. He's dodged everything from beer cans to cell phones. And he's been called Stevie Wonder more times than, well, Stevie Wonder.
I just finished talking to my referee customer this morning...He said they're doing the game but he's not one of them. He said a good friend of his is. He said That the crew doing the LSU game is one of their best. He said..."You won't even know they're there." He also said a lot of the Big 12 teams run that no huddle offense..namely Oklahoma, Texas Tech and Baylor and sometimes Okie State. They're used to handling offenses like Oregon's. He also thinks that no huddle stuff is a gimmick that doesn't always work.