Best Burger

Austin, my ass. The entire State.

 

Go someplace like Amarillo and say that. Better yet, go to a Cowboys game and stand up and yell it at the top of your lungs. Even the Mutant Ninja Turtles won't be able to save you from an ass whooping.

 

I've been dreaming about a Giraffe Burger lately. Can't decide how much pork to cut the giraffe meat with. It's supposed to be super tasty and very lean. I'm thinking 60/40.

 

I use baby seal lnstead of pork....more tender. But make sure the seal is properly bled...and discard the clubbed, bruised part of the carcass.

 

There are a lot of cats in my neighborhood. Had kittenburgers tonight.

 

That's the best pussy you'll ever eat.

 

I never got the deer sausage bit. When people offer it to me and say they go 60/40 I tell them I prefer mine 100% of the stuff they put in theirs to make the 60 percent better.

 

60/40 ground deer makes the best chili. When i'm out i use ground turkey. Prefer that to ground beef.

 

Is Atomic Burger any good? They are building one on Burbank but it's not open yet.