Bama hate week

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  1. CajunlostinCali

    CajunlostinCali Booger Eatin Moron

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    Too easy.
     
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    Bengal B Founding Member

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    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Q. How do you get a U of Alabama grad to leave your front door?

    A. Pay him for the pizza
     
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    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    My favorite

    What do you do when a gump throws a grenade at you?

    Pull the pin and throw it back
     
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    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

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    How do you castrate a Gump?

    Kick his sister in the jaw.

    Why did OJ want to move to Alabama?

    Everyone has the same DNA

    What's the best thing to ever come out of Alabama?

    I-10 and I-20

    Why did Toyota build a R&D facility near the University of Alabama?

    Endless supply of crash test dummies down the road.

    Why do ducks fly upside down over Alabama?

    Nothing worth shitting on.

    What do they call a genius at Alabama?

    Visitor


    What does an Alabama woman do if she isn't in bed by 10pm?

    Goes home


    What separates a good football team from a great one?

    Mississippi

    Fuck Alabama

    Geaux Tigers
     
  7. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Gump girl: Paw, can I use your truck this afternoon?

    Paw: If you wanna use my truck you know what you have to do

    Gump girl: Spit, spit. Paw, your dick tastes like shit

    Paw: Oh, yeah. Your brother used the truck this morning
     
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    CajunlostinCali Booger Eatin Moron

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    b_leblanc That's just my game...

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