Balls to the wall - Arian Foster's views on life and religion

I just don't know. But if the guy could see that comet that was just deflected so it would not impact on Foxboro in 2564, they would begin to get a grip!

It's a big picture kind of thing.

 

This actually happened.

Marv Albert: Lakers down by 2 with no time on the clock as Shaquille O'Neil steps to the line.

Mike Fratello: I wouldn't get my hopes up Marv. Shaq is only 58 % from the line in this series. It would almost take divine intervention for him to sink both free throws and send this game to overtime.

Marv: Shaquille steps to the line. Bounces the ball and then crosses himself

St. Peter: Your Highness, an earthquake of 9.6 on the Richter Scale is going to destroy half if Peru.
Superman is off on some planet saving the Earth from alien invaders.

God: Don't worry, I'll take care of it. Wait a minute! Lakers down by 2 with Shaq at the line! I have to do something.

 

I am sorry this falls in the who the fuck cares category.

 

god cares you fucking dumbasses.

 

They better close the roof at NRG. God could strike him dead with a single bolt.

 

God may, But why do you fee l have to care about Arabian hoser ?

 

Foster's beliefs are his business. As long as he respects and obeys the law, it's between him and God (if he exists). There is freedom of speech and of & from religion. Most of the colonies were established to escape state mandated religion. This freedom should be our most cherished freedom.

 

Don't tell Tim Tebow that God doesn't help in football games.