I was in a little fishing village called Grand Isle on a Sunday. Around noon we went to the only cafe on the island. I ordered 2 hamburgers. The place was very crowded and it took a long time but the waitress finally brought me 2 dressed buns with no meat on either one. I yelled "Where's the beef" and everybody there laughed. The embaressed waitress brought the 2 beef patties out very quickly.
Now the insanity has spread to pizza. Pizza Hut with a fake meat pizza. https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/22/business/incogmeato-pizza-hut-round-box/index.html
My daughter has turned into an annoying, militant vegetarian. She thought they sucked. She rattled off the best veggie burger, but I was not listening. Sorry.