I don't like the Clemson coach and will dislike him even more whenever he becomes the Alabama HC. Nevertheless, this should be a fun game to watch, the point spread is six and I'm wondering what the over/under is on booger eating and balls pulling.
I'm available to help make sure the whiskey doesn't go bad. You're right. There are good reasons to hate both teams. We can only hope that a 0-0 game in the 20th overtime has to be cancelled because a tornado carries a trailer house all the way from Tuscaloosa and drops it onto the field in Tampa.
What are the chances Laney boy is kickin it in Boca tonight at the beachside condo of some rich divorcee' he's banging, on the phone tipping off a Clemson GA about Sark's play calling tendencies all in the interest of fucking lil Nicky over?
I used to feel that way, but no longer. Bama's championships are bad for LSU and bad for college football.
