Lt. Col. Frank Slade: You are in no position to disagree. I've got a loaded .45; you got pimples. Scent of A Woman, Al Pacino--(1992) Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a ****in' genius. The hair... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-hah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here.
Unforgiven Little Bill: You just shot an unarmed man! Will: He should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend. The Schofield Kid: I ain't never killed no one before that, Will. Will: Well you sure killed the hell outta that guy. The Outlaw Josey Wales Josey: You a bounty hunter? Bounty Hunter: A man has to do something these days to earn a living. Josey: Dyin' ain't much of a living boy.
English Bob: "Well, actually, what I heard was that you fell off your horse, drunk of course, and that you broke your bloody neck." Little Bill Daggett: "I heard that one myself, Bob. Hell, I even thought I was dead 'til I found out it was just that I was in Nebraska."
"Caddyshack": Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield): "I'm playin' the worst game of my life! I shoulda stayed home and played with myself." Ty Webb (Chevy Chase): "Oh, don't be so hard on yourself, Al. You're not, uhhh...you're not...you're not GOOD."
Austin Powers: Tom Arnold's character: "Hey man, are you part of the circus?" Austin: "No actually, I'm English."
The great thing bout this you can play 36 holes on it then get stone to the bejeebies. "RAT FARTS" So what, so lets dance. I don't remeber the movie but it was about baseball and had freddie prince jr. " I Love Big WOMEN and they love me" Myles, that's just unhealthy, Dammo isnt that unhealthy? Oh never mind, you think all sex is unhealthy. Myles these woman are too big to be mesing with, I'm scared for you that in the heat of passion one of these girls is going to roll over on you...SQUASH YOU DEAD! Wood bats suck, why do you think god created aluminum.
