“A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, ‘You hear the latest bama joke?’ The barman says, ‘I should warn you, I’m from Alabama.’ So the guy says, ‘All right then, I’ll tell it slowly.’”
An Alabama girk asks her daddy if she can use his truck to go into town. He says "All right Honey Buns, you know what you gotta do." She gets down on her knees and no soon than she started she gags and starts spitting. "Paw" she says, "Yore dick tastes like shit." Pay says, "Oh yeah. I forgot. Yore brother used the truck this morning."
Three Alabama football players are riding in a car together; the quarterback, wide receiver, and safety. Who's driving? The cop
Only to be bailed out by Darth Midget and be held out of the 1st series against Montana St. as punishment
