Only in the south "I got ready to leave there then.....walked up to the guard and said 'thank you baby, roll tide'..." Absolutely zero chance this guy went to Bama or any college for that matter.....just do your thing Bama! !
Try living in the state of Alabama and not run into people like this. My favorite day of the year is the day of the Iron Bowl. Three or four hours of peaceful bliss when these idiots are nowhere to be found.
Yeah and I believe every word he says too. He's especially believable when he talks about kissing the female guard on the cheek.