Yep, and you live down in Texas where man on barnyard animal "sport" is viewed more positively than the rest of the world. It's a push, hombre.
As long as the animals aren't male and you say "no homo" before the act, it's OK. so I've heard... :shock:
That's the spirit! Glad to see that at least you have SOME consideration for the violated animals... :hihi:
Here's a video of consensus all American Ann Meyers tryout with the Indiana Pacers, circa 1979. Ann Meyers Tryout