A UF friend of mine sent me this............

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  1. cajunhopper

    cajunhopper Freshman

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    The Tebow Creed, LSU is done.
    We believe in one Quarterback, Tim Tebow Almighty, Maker of Heismans and Championships, and of all things airborne and ground-based.

    We believe in one Coach, Urban Meyer, the only Husband of Shelly,
    eternally besotted of the Herbstreit,
    Gone from Bowling Green, Lit from Utah,
    Truly yanked from Kevin White,
    beknighted, then made, one in coaching with the Ballcoach.
    Through him all things were won.
    For Gator fans and for their salvation
    he came down from Utah:
    by the power of the Gay-Ass Spread
    he recruited Tebow, and became The Man.

    For our sake Tim was suplexed under Taylor Wyndham,
    he suffered, died, and was buried in the turf.
    On the third day he rose again
    in fulfillment of the ESPN talking heads;
    he ascended into the starting role
    and is positioned at the rear end of the Center.
    He will come again in glory to beat the Tigers and the Tide,
    and his kingdom will have no end.
     
  2. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

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    LSUMASTERMIND Founding Member

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    a guy I work with was just describing the hit, he says the Kentucky guy speared Tebow....
    I was like wow.
     
  4. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

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    speared? Jesusbow would be dead if that guy would have speared him.
     
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  5. cajunhopper

    cajunhopper Freshman

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    The worst part of the hit was when Jeezbow's head hit the knee coming from behind him. That was where the concussion came from.

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    islstl Playoff committee is a group of great football men Staff Member

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    He is the spirit and he is the light.

    All hail him.

    All kneel before him.
     
  9. CajunPunk

    CajunPunk TF's Resident Realist

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    That may be the gayest thing ever typed.
     
  10. BAY0U BENGAL

    BAY0U BENGAL I'm a Chinese Bandit

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    the bad thing is... gayturd fans live by this
     

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