A Tribute To My Tiger Boo

Good grief Calco, it’s a cat. Sack up baw.

 

I have a calico my kids got 15 yrs ago and I can’t wait for that bitch to die. All I do is feed her twice a day.

She’s smart though. When we would let her in the house she would come meow in our room at night for us to let her out.

 

Well why won't you tell them brats to come get the GD cat? It's their cat. I'm not house sitting my kids dog without a promissory note and verification that the tracking chip works. He SHOULD know where to find his own biscuit stealer when he gets on tha scent and wonders off.

 

Oh it’s an outside cat now. I’m a teeny bit more attached to her than I said but was trying to bust my boy Calco’s ballz a bit.

 

Tiga I heard through the grapevine you like bustin balls but usually with whipped cream. Ouch

Say what you want my Tiger was the best company you could have. Especially since my wife is at that age where she is bat crazy and erratic as hell. One minute she loves me and the next hollaring cause i left a light on.

Tiger never hollered at me once.

 

At least yours still loves you at times.

 

Extremely bad taste to bust the balls of a person who just lost a beloved pet.

 

When has he ever had good taste?

 

I think the last time he had good taste was his mothers milk . Then at age 17 she cut him off.

 

Unless it’s a man and his cat.