Some hilarious takeaways from A&M forums (pay attention to all of the scatological references to, ahem, "taking it up the doo dah") An aTm blogger asked: What will this game be called? Some answers: Sodomy in the Swamp? The Death Valley Donkey Punch? The Fisting? The Cajun Cornholing Taking it Jimbo style. Swamp Ass? That One Scene From Deliverance? Shaw-Shanked in Baton Rouge The Turkey Teabag the corndog massacre The final corndogging. LSU Burroughed one deep in A&M on Saturday! Bayou Beatdown The 8th Overtime The bitch slap. Massacre on The Bayou The Orgeron Buttigieg The game in 2019. The Afterbath Aftermath Pathetic Date Night. One astute fan wrote: " Burrow seems to possess artificial intelligence. He always knows exactly where ever single receiver is and then finds a way to get the ball to them. The only incompletions are throw aways or drops. Never seen anything like it! " "I'll just put it in terms Shannon Sharpe would. "The Aggies came out and dropped their pants in the middle of the field in front of thousands. It was criminal." "
Damn, I hate to compliment a bunch of butt hurt Aggies, but some of those names are pretty damned creative. Must give credit where credit is due!