Subject: SEC Coaches in Heaven God asks Mark Richt first: 'What do you believe?' Mark thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, 'I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my team.' God can't help but see the essential goodness of Richt, and offers him a seat to his left. Then God turns to Les Miles and says, 'What do you believe?' Les says, 'I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I, too, have been more than lucky; but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true sportsman and a role model for my DAMN STRONG LSU football team, both on and off the playing fields.' God is greatly moved by Les' sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right. Finally, God turns to Nick Saban: 'And you, Nick, what do you believe?' Nick replies, 'I believe you're in my seat.' :cry:
God then reluctantly turns to Fullmer and asked, "what do you believe"? 1. I believe the weight of the average kitchen rolling pin is .48 pounds. The weight of a Krispey Kreme Donut rolling pin is 3.6 pounds. 2. I believe that near my home in Knoxville, TN, there are certain individuals that secretly worship pagan donut gods. 3. I believe the approximate size of the donut hole is 16/20 ". 4. I believe there are scientific studies show that people who eat Krispy Kreme donuts have a much higher I.Q. than those who do not. 5. I believe my local Krispy Kreme produces more than 3 million donuts every year. 6. I believe donuts promote world peace. 7. I believe a true donut lover consumes about 56 donuts per year which still doesnt come close to my weekly intake. 8. I believe bear claws are loved most by bears. 9. I believe in National Doughnut Day on June 23rd. 10. I belive the shape of the wedding band symbolizes eternal love and happiness. It is therefore very appropriate to give your loved one donuts on Valentines Day as well as for anniversaries. Fullmer then sits in god's lap and crushes him.
Okay, that was funny, Tirk, but with some of the heavyweights of college football today (Weis, Mangino, et al), Phat Phil looks positively svelte by comparison.
I thought Mark Richt was God, no? Dont tell Georgia fans he isnt because they will tell you that he adopted a kid or two and has been to Africa - which equals God in Georgia.
doesnt make him any lighter. plus those others are donuts-come-latelys. stick to worshiping the donut.
I believe the punch line involved SEC coaches as all the others are considered heathens thus the delivery was correct and requires no explanation.
