Indeed. I volunteer for a total lack-of-quality posts. Puts me slightly ahead of at least 2 or 3 locals here.
Isn't "some good shit" usually a reference to pot? I didn't know you torched a bowl. But that's okay, I don't sell it either. I don't wantcho pity, foo. I'll take you to the woodshed and turn your behind into grind in a SEC-speed-second.
Hmmm...most likely candidates are from Mississippi, Gumpland, the Great State of Georgia, and Sakerlina. Haven't seen a ton of Dawgs or Cocks, but I have seen a few dicks.
Was a great LSU team. Defense was a turnover machine. And special teams was the best in the country. 42 total players drafted from just the Bama/LSU starters that night. 48 drafted off the depth chart. 14-1st round picks. Alabama and LSU finished #1 and #2 in the country in scoring defense. In 27 games they combined to give up only 27 TDs for the season. "The game of the century" deserved an encore.
My luv, you can put off this pretense if you will ... I'll bet my last dollar you'd love to have either of those two teams residing in your camp. Especially, the defenses.