Something like that. You know, 4 day old catfish in the mailbox, linseed oil in the gas tank, maybe somehow a skunk could find its way into his house? Shit like happens to rat fink bastards and this pos definitely fits the bill. This type of stuff should be happening to him on a daily basis. I know if I lived in West Monroe it would be.
It's a good thing you & I don't live within 20 miles of each other. We think exactly alike in this regard...
Maybe we should relocate. Im always down for an accomplice. You know its not even about the kid, they will come and go. Its about this douche lobster waving the middle finger at the flagship. That doesn't fly with me.
I think a long lasting impression like "LSU" sprayed in the yard in big block letters with ammonia would be a nice touch. Maybe TP his entire yard in P&G streamers would be a nice touch... i'd do it repeatedly until he moved.
Cute but too soft. More like spray the LSU with round up so it etches into his yard. P&G paint filled ballons from one of those rubber band launchers (we would need an FO for this to be effective) Lord help him if I were a cop. "Sorry sir, that was not a legal entry to a street from your driveway" yeah he needs to catch hell.
Yeah, do that. I'm sure @Cajun Sensation would use you for "gator bait" but I'm sure they would spit your sorry ass out.
