Its quite the coincidence that when he was committed to Moo U, that he actively recruited against Ole Piss and then he visits, commits to Ole Piss and his reasoning was that it was the allure of playing for a Mississippi school that sealed the deal. So he can always represent the state.
Don't forget the smell of blonde dye. That place is like a factory. And I like it. May it always thrive...yet still suck at football.