2010 Hater's Guide to the Top 25

Cajun Sensation · Aug 26, 2010

Pretty funny stuff:

http://deadspin.com/5620076/the-2010-haters-guide-to-the-top-25

Here are a few good ones in no particular order:

11. Oregon: I had a bunch of nice things to say about this team, but Jeremiah Masoli stole my laptop. But I look forward to another year of this team wearing unis that give Japanese children Parkinson's disease. Also, the people of Oregon are Beaver-toothed, bike-riding ****faces.
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14. USC: Oh, what an enjoyable downfall this will be. It's like the Larry Smith Era is about to happen all over again! And what a joy that was. I can't think of a more vacant, inane, self-involved, VD-ridden, dip**** Land Rover-driving student body for it all to happen to. I ****ing hate the disaffected, stuck-up attitude of these pricks. So unimpressed with everything but themselves. The tombstone of every USC student should read: "Here lies Tyler Taylor. MEH."
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16. Georgia Tech: Don't care. Jesus, remember when the ACC added Miami and Virginia Tech and it would supposed to be this big superconference? That all went to ****, didn't it? It's like someone decided to expand the NFC West to 12 teams.
17. Arkansas: Good Lord, Bobby Petrino is the sleaziest bag of **** to ever walk the Earth. He's like the white Isiah Thomas.
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19. Penn State: Listen, I don't wanna say mean things about Joe Paterno. He's a national treasure and a sweet old man. But he's gonna poop himself on the sidelines this year. He is. Someone will ask him over the headset if he's happy with the defensive formation and he's not gonna hear them because he'll be too busy unloading into the cheesecloth he wrapped around his Jockeys. Then he'll have to stay still the entire half so that no one will know, with poop running down his gimpy old leg the whole time. Then he's gonna go into the locker room and be like, URRGH I **** MYSELF AGAIN, BOYS! Then they'll have to wipe him off and wheel him back out. I don't want that to happen. It's not right. Let the man go out with dignity. Cut his oxygen tank tube.
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.....and THIS one seems like I wrote it....my sentiments exactly:

2. Ohio State: Oh, sweet ****ing Jesus, you people again? Haven't you people pissed away enough titles? Shouldn't you be banished to NAIA so that we don't have to see you lose the national title by 47 points to an SEC team? It's because of YOU that people from the South are actually starting to feel good about themselves again. That is crap.
I've been to Columbus. It's the kind of place no one would ever live voluntarily. You either live there because you can't afford to live anywhere else, or because the judge put a travel restriction on your DUI probation. Tear the roof off a ****ing Houlihan's, expand the size of it to 50 square miles, and that's Columbus. Just one big generic pile of ****. They should have just named it "City."
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Enjoy.

fanatic · Aug 26, 2010

My favorite

The Article said:

Alabama is America's a$$ hair
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:lol::lol::lol:

TexasTigers · Aug 27, 2010

We were well represented in the Youtube video they posted...

Sheesh.....

LaSalleAve · Aug 27, 2010

i'm pretty sure whoever wrote that is a huge Bill Hicks fan. That **** was funny.

LSUALLDAY · Sep 1, 2010

Hahaa this was the funniest **** ever... do some more

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2010 Hater's Guide to the Top 25

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