1. It's OK. I believe you.
  2. The best part of the day for me
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  3. What if one of them is your wife? :D
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  4. Red is pretty clear on the subject of wives or lack their of!
  5. Then she is no longer an anonymous Internet character. Tirk told me a long time ago that this would end badly. He was right.
  6. Ahh, but that word was left out of YOUR post. ;)

    And tirk doesn't know shit. He calls me for advice.
  7. What are you? Her altar?
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  8. Hard to say. I sleep like a log and wake up without a care, José. And it sure ain't lonely when I'm conscious. Maximum slack allows me great freedoms.

    I tell you, I got this shit figured out.

    At least for today, which is all that matters.
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  9. Ain't that the trouff
  10. No, her fantasy. :D