1. Feathers would fly with the duck in the middle
  2. I got excited when my wife told me she wanted to be on top tonight. Then I remembered we have bunk beds.
  3. That's bad.. but the worst part is the coach going along with it, even feigning that he didn't know 'Marvis Burks' was his suspended RB. He deserved to lose his job. Sux for them because the suspension was only for 1 game and they were undefeated by the time it all came to light. Hate it for the other kids who had nothing to do with it, but have to suffer the consequences of a cancelled season.
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  4. #rimshot
  5. I'd punch your ugly mug first
  6. Meaux is pretty in an unusual way and misunderstood. Meaux needs a hug
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  7. your name is Moe,.. I know, cuz I'm the sumbitch who named you,.. go hug larry, again,.. and I blame you for Curly's stroke
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  8. Senor B ...

    The cheating against LSU has been truly rampant this season ...

    CASE 1:
    Texas rigged power and our locker room facilities to dehydrate/fatigue our players!
    GOD WILL PUNISH THAT TEXAS SCUM FROM THE PRESIDENT ON DOWN AND THAT INCLUDES THE MERCURY PUSHING FAG MATT MCCONAUGHEY

    CASE 2/3:
    Texas also plays games with 10 year old field turf that is in shit condition ... This caused the injuries to our DL personnel ... Not exactly cheating but they put our players at risk because they are stupid cheap ckskrs that are waiting for grass to be put back in on someone else’s nickel ... They play soccer there too
    Vandy has the same garbage and it’s coming loose in spots ... A real shit hole treacherous to play on due to the high incidence of injuries

    CASE 3:
    MSU overwatered and let their garbage variety Bermuda (Its not Celebration like LSU’s grass) grow out too long to over 1-inch and did not properly cut the grass to a standard 3/4 inch to slow LSU down Saturday. It worked to a degree and the Tigers used longer cleats in the second half to get better traction ... It payed off ...
    Note: LSU groundskeepers cut LSU Celebration Bermuda to a short 5/8 in to create a fast track

    CASE 4: Would you like me to tell you what Alabama will do for the game on 11/9 ...
    You’d never believe it if I told you !!!

    Cheating ... Saban wrote the book
  9. Well you you are right about one thing you are a sumbitch but you are our sumbitch!
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  10. Well we gotta take care of pur business this week and not let the refs figure in the outcome.