Send flowers.

Now that he is finally out of hot potato prison, hire Art Briles.

Oh that will support our efforts against title IX complaints nicely

Can we just hire someone who doesnt have their AARP membership?

Hoping we can hire some good coaches, that are employed & haven't just been fired or been sitting out for a year.

That’s the rumor. They’re all under contract elsewhere and don’t want their names dropped yet. Which would rule out Muschamp and Mason. Who the hell knows.....

I have to imagine that this is the net positive LSU was after for the self-bowl ban. Getting after every coach available before their bowls are played. Finally, getting in on coaching searches before it is too late and left with scraps to pick at.

Yeah let's add Bobby Petrino and Hugh Freeze to the staff. Maybe we can get Jerry Sandusky on the staff to.