You guys better hope that this thread self destructs like in one of those Mission Impossible Movies. Because if your wives and or your girlfriends read this you are going to be sleeping on the sofa, cooking your own meals, and be in manual mode for quite some time.

women dont read this, as far as i can tell they just watch mindless reality shows and listen to true crime podcasts.

Hey dear if you are by some chance reading this - I totally disavow this guy's statement!!!

Misogynst.

I'm 6'2" and not especially athletic. When I was involved in sports in my late teens, I was able to do a sort of weak-ass dunk. The ball went in and I could hang onto the rim. For what it's worth. I never actually played organized basketball. If I had, I think I would have been able to dunk for real, with practice. Maybe not in an actual game. I did perform the high jump in track and could jump my height. Sometimes I would place, sometimes not. Interestingly, the #1 ranked women's high jumper this year is from LSU, Abigail O'donoghue, whose personal best is 6'2". She's an SEC Champion, 3x All-American, and potential national champion high jumper. I was about as good as she is.

you would lose.
BAD.

and Reggie as a forward?
that dude weighed a buck fifty soaking wet.

Jordan
Kobe
Dominique


That’s 3 dunk contest winners all in top 15 scorers in league history. Combined for over 20 NBA first team all defense. (compared to your squad of ZERO all defense mentions).

Karl Malone at other forward 2nd most points in league history and 5 more all defense nods.

and i’ll let you pick my center.

you ain’t blowing out shit.

I might sub Dr J for Dominique; but either way I'm betting on this team against

i chose him specifically because he won a dunk contest