1. Was that an offer or were you self-identifying? I had no idea you were out the closet. Bravo.
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  2. I just figured tiga's wife was watching him post.
  3. Humor is great. Pushing buttons is even greater- I loved it, even though it was a gross thought from a man's viewpoint.
  4. Absolutely...:)
  5. A man was walking along a California beach and he discovers a strange looking bottle. Curious to see what it contained he pulled the cork out. A cloud of smoke stated billowing out of the bottle and materialized as a genie.

    The genie started bowing to the man and thanking him profusely for freeing him. He said "Oh, thank you a thousand times over. I have been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. I will grant you one wish. Anything you choose will instantly be yours."

    The man thought for a minute and said "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm afraid to fly. Build me a bridge from California to Hawaii."

    The genie told him "You do not know what you ask. There are some things even a genie as powerful as myself cannot do. Please, I beg of you, choose anothe wish."

    The man said to the genie "OK, I want to understand women."

    The genie replied "Do you want that bridge to be 2 lane or 4 lane?"
  6. Just...




    Damn
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  7. Yes, women can be confusing but that wasn't what happened here. What's confusing is a mod who thinks he saw dicks in pics of shirtless men and SEALs. Double standard hypocrisy and a complete lack of humor.

    The moderation that occurred here is off the mark.
  8. I saw someone ruin a good thing by posting something that didn't belong .
  9. I missed it, pics of grape smugglers?
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  10. Now I'll try to get this thread back on track by reposting my two favorites so far.


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