He would be the perfect fit in the land of fruits and nuts. He could babble incoherently and no one would even notice, plus they drink grass smoothies all the time.

Could you imagine a cannabis eating Miles at USC? That shit would make for the best post game pressers.

It would be just our luck that Miles gets the USC gig, becomes a pot head hippie and stoned to the bone he starts making perfect sense. He then runs a cutting edge offense and beats the shit out of Saban in the NCG every year.

Do they have a vacancy for their Turf Taste Tester?

Rug muncher is now an obsolete job.

I don't see him taking another coaching job -at least not until he gives tv a try.

Rug muncher ? Didn't a softball coach here fit that job description many years ago?

I'm speaking of grounds keeping at the ball park of course .

Damn if that isn't a brilliant idea