Mike VII

Discussion in 'The Tiger's Den' started by dachsie, Aug 1, 2017.

  1. Pjoe

    Pjoe Formally Known as $TigerFan$

    I was actually responding to the post that he was not a good choice for our climate. While that may be true, the care & facilities we have for our Tiger is not an issue. They have a much better chance at a long life at LSU than anywhere else.
     
  2. CajunlostinCali

    CajunlostinCali Booger Eatin Moron

    Could we possibly give this tiger something to fuck in its lifetime here? Roscoe never got laid really (cant say an intern wasn't in on a hand job...) but the poor bastard was uptight about that GD trailer. I stand by my assessment that all he needed was a little next ex baby mamma and hes hoppin in the trailer beating his chest. Anybody else not get why that's so obvious?

    And chuk in a wild boar every once an awhile? He's a hunter. Sportsmans Paradise, right?
     
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  3. furduknfish

    furduknfish #ohnowesuckagain

    I'm sure that big azz plastic ball got some business late at night when the moon was right.
     
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  4. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

    He was very young, only a few years old i think
     
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  5. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

    He did at first and then tiga stole it.
     
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  6. furduknfish

    furduknfish #ohnowesuckagain

    Drilled a wee tiny hole I'm sure.
     
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  7. GiantDuckFan

    GiantDuckFan be excellent to each other Staff Member

    Tigers do not bond with their mate, and it's not a loving act, when it's over they go their separate ways. No fun for tiger, artificial insemination is the norm in zoo's. It's a risky business breeding tigers,.. some years ago in Sacramento, a female was brought to a male, they were kept close but separate for months, until the keepers were sure they'd get along, finally they let them together, he killed her in less than a minute.
     
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  8. CajunlostinCali

    CajunlostinCali Booger Eatin Moron

    You gotta lick it before you stick it. Just sayin.

    Had she not been a mouthy bitch the whole time, things might have turned out different, don't you think?
     
  9. Bayou Tiger

    Bayou Tiger Founding Member

    Attaboy. Now you're thinking like me.


    How it should be.
     
  10. StaceyO

    StaceyO Football Turns Me On

    Mike VI was almost 200 pounds larger than his predecessors, so I always thought he needed a much larger cage if they were going to parade him around the field.
     

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