Seem like that special type of redneck who likes your women big.

You tell me Bartles and Jaymes, your old ass would know. No homo here, but if you're too much of a bitch then just stay behind your keyboard.

So let's meet up for a beer at a tailgate. I need to see the face behind the shit show. I'll be the judge

You don't have to give me your wife's dimensions. Unnecessary

You're an intriguing one.

He is small enough to be a jockey.

Nah. I was pretty fond of Mike VI, visited him numerous times during his reign, i'll memorialize him for a bit longer.

Meth/Boones Farm habit?

Do you need some kind of reassurance from me?

I was just giving you shit and even if you are it makes zero difference to me.