My coffeemaker quit working and I haven't gotten another one yet so in the morning I've been drinking a glass of chocolate milk and eating a couple of Little Debbie strawberry shortcake rolls.

I love to dip my boudin in mustard.

They're way over rated too.

Pardon me but would you have any Grey Poupon?

Good lord

I would agree with that. I think it sounds gross

Why am I not surprised. Weirdo

Try it, you'll like it. Trust me. Very common around here.

Ah, will the culinary wonders of Bunkie never cease?