Poor David Duval. He birdies the first 2 holes then takes an 8 on the par 4 5th and a 13 on the par 5 7th. He then took a 7 on the par 4 17th.

That's what happens when you don't play any tournaments prior to a tournament. You can't just show up and expect to have your A game.

Eldrick with a double and a bogey to go to +3.

Not much activity in here today. The inactivity must have effected Tiger's game. He shot a 7 over 78. I think he will be a trunk slammer tomorrow.

Trunk slammer? Nah. Wheels up, probably.

He needs a car to get to the airport. And Joey will actually slam the trunk.

He could take a helicopter to the airport.

Yep, Big Cat needs a vet, he is broken yet again. That or he is a good actor but I think he is hurt and finished. That Masters win took everything he had.

Ladies and gentlemen, it is over

He still has a career in porn, so there's that.

He's in the boondocks in Northern Ireland.. There probably isn't a helicopter within 1,000 miles.