You angry old coot, no I don't cheat, that is dumb, like kissing your sister, it doesn't really count.

Now quit bitching, slam yourself a tumbler of metamucil, crack your piggy bank open and lets get it on!

Whip his assssss bro. I know you will!! Take his lunch money!!!

You wouldn't want CO to do without his applesauce and prune juice would you?

I would love to let him use my “club” to hit a few more “strokes” if you know what I mean. Hell, I’ll even throw in a couple of balls.

You sound just like that crazy mf tiga.

He writes some of my stuff now and then.


As for my boy CO, I know he can’t hit a hole in one so I’d just like to help him hit one hole, once more.

Golf is for pussies btw. It’s why @furduknfish @CajunlostinCali and @GiantDuckFan don't play, as well as myself.

I have more respect for men who play badminton- at least they can still use their birdie.

get a haircut squarehead, golf is great, I'm just too shitty at it to have fun

Golf isn't supposed to be fun. It's supposed to be agonizing and frustrating.

I hear there's beer involved...