I've forgotten more about golf than you can ever hope to learn.

Good to know, lets play for money

I no longer play because of lower back problems. I had to give it up 10 years ago. I tried hitting balls a couple of years ago but it was too painful.
One thing is certain. I would have beaten you like a rented mule when I was in my prime.

Chirp chirp chirp

Tee it up for a handful of hundies or shut your mouth

You talk big on the Internet. Have you ever broken 90? Probably since you don't play by the rules. Continue to talk your shit. It's funny.

You know what I do know?

You are too chicken to play me, thats what I know and thats all I need to know.

Nite nite now

You continue to avoid answering the questions and continue to talk shit. Nite Nite cheater.

I shot a 46 for 18 holes. It was at a Putt Putt course.

Talk is cheap. And you are a cheap, fucking loser & cheater.