Alabama woman claims thieves stole her pet horse to sell for meth http://www.al.com/news/montgomery/i...laims_thieves_s.html#incart_river_mobile_home
How do you castrate a Gump? Kick his sister in the jaw. Why did OJ want to move to Alabama? Everyone has the same DNA What's the best thing to ever come out of Alabama? I-10 and I-20 Why did Toyota build a R&D facility near the University of Alabama? Endless supply of crash test dummies down the road. Why do ducks fly upside down over Alabama? Nothing worth shitting on. What do they call a genius at Alabama? Visitor What does an Alabama woman do if she isn't in bed by 10pm? Goes home What separates a good football team from a great one? Mississippi Fuck Alabama Geaux Tigers
Gump girl: Paw, can I use your truck this afternoon? Paw: If you wanna use my truck you know what you have to do Gump girl: Spit, spit. Paw, your dick tastes like shit Paw: Oh, yeah. Your brother used the truck this morning
