The regular guilt wasn't enough for us catholics. We needed to make up something for even more.

And the team you are rooting for would always pull out a last second victory and beat the spread.

sounds boring,.. what about cheerleaders?

You get to play baseball every day in heaven. The only problem is Bengal B is scheduled to pitch tomorrow night !!!

All smoking hot nymphomaniacs.

That would be a big problem for your team.

I'm an Angels fan...I don't like the Padres !!

hmmm, sounds like a pretty sweet setup,.. I'm in

I'll pass on the 72 virgins...