Somebody played some college ball. Bet you've caught some panties thrown down with a name/phone number eh?
No one responds to your lame posts on either 'The RoundTable' or "The Sidelines.' (unless you've uploaded boobies or heinies).
I start checking my phone's radio apps and online sites to see if I can get the game's broadcast for the coming season for free I start getting emails form the local alumni association for watch parties Les starts getting more active on Twitter I start listening to the Les Miles show again on my phone on my drive home from work I start listening to Paul Finebaum again to get a laugh at the coon-asses in Alabama who think they're gonna win the SEC
Seriously, do you have any bounds? Any yellow or caution light between your brain and fingertips, something that says, I just thought that, now should I really say it or type it? Whatever the complete opposite of laughing out loud is, is what I'm doing......thanks for scarring my Monday.
You pick a random Saturday in August (dress rehearsal) for drinking from noon to midnight to ensure sustainability for the first night game of full tailgating. Excel files at work utilize purple and gold for highlighting relevant cells. You tell your wife that you have a "want" for something from the grill tonight for dinner. If she questions whether it's a healthy enough selection for a weeknight, you tell her that you have the "chest" for it.
